10. Baffled why there hasn’t been a Constitutional amendment outlawing either the word “flammable” or “inflammable.”
9. Stupefied how the Media can report the pregnancy of Kim
Khardashian without including the phrases “affront to civilization,”
“anti-Christ” or “no-talent publicity whore.”
7. Worrying will the new tenant in the spare bedroom, Fiscal
Cliff, ever pay his rent on time.
6. Curious how long my profound sense of relief will last that no one
is asking: “What will Romney do when he takes office?” .
7. Realizing that I never have known how to pronounce and
probably never will never know how to pronounce the words “Synclavier”,
“onegin” and “yclept”
5: Concerned my Thanksgiving day cold of 2012 will never
go away.
4. Continue asking myself why I post carefully
crafted, exhaustively shot, precisely edited works of video art on YouTube and
get 26 hits if I’m lucky, when I could entice a kitty with a ball of yarn and go
viral overnight.
3 Puzzled why people who believe intelligent life forms
occupy UFOs actually haven’t figured out why they haven’t contacted “intelligent”
life on earth.
2. Wracking my brain why anyone believes in or otherwise gives
a rat‘s ass about Zombies.
1. Rethinking my decision to turn down the gig as the new
Chief Administrative Officer for the Large Hadron Collider, and wondering if
women really care if their boyfriend has a small Hadron.
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